10/27/14

Photos from the first episode of The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County

Sweet Swine County citizens get their first look at the new kitchen on KLUK TV's The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County! When Sweet Swine Scoop asked KLUK TV owner Cousin John about the state of the art kitchen he shared with us, "As long as the ladies provide me Lefsa they can have what ever the want!"

Look for The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County coming to a TV near you next month!

10/10/14

KLUK TV's Visitor Center and SSC Museum will not be located in Sweet Swine County!

















Last week when this add appeared in the Daily Boar newspaper Sweet Swine citizens were shocked to learn the KLUK TV visitor center and Sweet Swine County Museum won't be located in Sweet Swine County? Sweet Swine Scoop has learned the new visitor center will be located in the town of Fairmont MN. When asked about the shocking news KLUK TV owner Cousin John told the scoop: "Look everyone knows there's not one building in Sweet Swine County that has not been scheduled for demolition! So we had to select a location in a neighboring county!" Recently on a KLUK TV breaking news report Ronnie P Silage shared some of the things you will find at the visitor center and museum, take a look!







9/28/14

Sweet Swine County Parade breaking all attendance records!

All of Sweet Swine County come out for what is said to be the biggest parade in their history!

9/23/14

Who will get the youth vote for Mayor of Split Hoof?



In the latest poll done by Sweet Swine Scoop it appears the youth of Sweet Swine County are undecided on who to vote for! Young Johnny O’Swine told the scoop: "I'm going to the Sweet Swine County parade to meet the candidates , I'm hoping they have some time to answer my concerns about the portion size in the cafeteria at Purrdoo University!" 

9/10/14

Senator Takeitall takes a wrong turn!

Will the fall out from Earl Silo's mayoral fundraiser ever end? Now Sweet Swine Scoop has learned when Senator Takeitall attended Earl's event she thought she was at her nephew 5th birthday party! Senator Takeitall told the scoop: "I was running a bit late so when I saw all the cars in front of a cabin on Swine Lake I assumed it was for my nephew birthday party! When a guy came up to me and thanked me for coming I thought he was a stalker! As far as endorsing Mr Silo for mayor of Split Hoof, why would I endorse a stalker?"

9/3/14

Sweet Swine citizens are asking "Who is that women with Ronnie P Silage?"


When Ronnie P crashed Earl Silo's mayoral fundraiser he was not alone! The women shown here never left Silage's side! Who is this women we don't know, but you can be sure Sweeet Swine Scoop is on the case!

8/31/14

Earl Silo makes video tapes available for his mayoral fundraiser.

Yes its true, Earl Silo has made available to the public video tapes from his mayoral fundraiser. Silo told the scoop: "I have been taping everything to do with my campaign because I think it could be historic and yes I need some funds!" Cost for this bit of Sweet Swine County history is $2.99 with 10% going directory to Silo's campaign! To date Silo has sold two videos, one to the scoop and the other to Ronnie P Silage! Silage who is running against Silo for mayor told the scoop: "Yes I know the money goes to Earl's campaign, but have you watched the video, I look good!"

8/24/14

The good citizens of Split Hoof attend Earl Silo gala mayoral fundraising event.















A fundraiser gala was held for Earl Silo, candidate for mayor of Split Hoof. Guests were shocked when his opponent Ronnie P Silage and one of his campaign staff members crashed the party!

8/14/14

Fairies have been sighted at the commune in Sweet Swine County!

 
Once again fairies have been seen in the Swine Song Commune. Again an unnamed photographer submitted photographs to Sweet Swine Scoop. This year the photos show the fairies were overtaken by pirates or should we say pirate/fairies! Sweet Swine Scoop is beginning to think these pictures are not showing real fairies or even real pirates but part of a stunt to draw attention to the commune! 

8/2/14

Is Judith Van Derswine second cousin to William F Buckley?




In a recent interview with Sweet Swine Scoop Judith Van Derswine shared that she learned from her uncle that she was a second cousin to William F Buckley.  It should does not come as much of a surprise Mrs Derswine and Mr Buckley are related William F Buckley Jr. was an conservative author and commentator and Judith Van Derswine is the permanent part time President of the Legion of Decency, even their speaking voices are similar, you be the judge! 
   

7/31/14

Purrdoo University student Ben N Class becomes the latest KLUK TV reporter

 Ben N Class who is a junior at PU in Sweet Swine County and Oinka, Piga, Piga fraternity treasurer has agreed to do some reports outside Sweet Swine. Mr Class told Sweet Swine Scoop: Somehow this summer I ended up as an intern at KLUK TV, yes KLUK TV! I was assigned to follow KLUK TV owner Cousin John around with a pencil and post-it notes so I could write down his every thought! So surprise, surprise when he asked if I would do some reports outside of Sweet Swine County I jumped at the chance!" Look for Ben's reports coming soon!

7/11/14

Purrdoo University Improves Historic Aunt Ella Hall

The PU Alumni Assoc. proudly announced they have raised the funds to fix up Aunt Ella Hall a little. Included in the "re-do" is a new window and security enhancements to the front door. They hope to get to fixin' the front-door overhang next year. It seems to be in OK-enough shape for now.













Elmer Plow (Alumni President) said, "We hope to add one new window each year to this well-loved and historic campus structure. Ongoing donations made be left for the PU Alumni Group in the box on the back stoop of Aunt Ella Hall. Just be careful you don't trip on the collapsed bottom step."

PU offers modern co-ed housing for students from all over Sweet Swine County.

7/4/14

Ronnie P. Discovers He Is Related To Ernest T.!



Sweet Swine County’s Poet Lariat, Ronnie P. Silage, recently discovered documents in a Swine Lake dumpster that traced the Silage family back to North Carolina! Ronnie reports he was surprised to learn he is a fifth cousin to Ernest T. Bass!


Readers will remember that Ernest T. Bass is an ignorant and obstreperous mountain man who often wreaks havoc on the quiet town of Mayberry, whose sheriff, Andy Taylor, along with his Deputy Barney Fife, diligently police. Hillbilly Bass, like his cousin Ronnie, often speaks in rhyme, although we must add that Bass’ wild, scruffy appearance is mostly at odds with his better-groomed Sweet Swine County cousin.

Ronnie told The Daily Boar, "This is the biggest thing to ever happen to me! I can't wait to tell Prairie Ann! I’m sure this will bump me up a level in her esteem for me!” Silage, Urban Katie's hired man, is well known throughout Sweet Swine County for having graduated from Purrdoo University (PU) where he studied poetry and a few other things. Recently, he was seen promoting his book, Poems I Wrote by Ronnie P. Silage, on “The Cocklebur Morning Show”—Sweet Swine County’s #1 morning talk show.


6/30/14

What's happening backstage at the Commune and who are these people?



Sweet Swine Scoop has learned the backroom of the main stage at the Swine Song Commune has been cleaned up, a bite! Last week when Sweet Swine Scoop reporter Clarice Plow was covering the latest concert held at the commune she wandered backstage to find two commune citizens hanging out! Reporter Plow's report stated: "I was surprised to find the hippies, I mean commune citizens hanging out backstage at the Commune. They did agree to let me taking some pictures of them, but when I asked why they were there they told me they had to make a phone call and then left in a huff! Not deterred, I am a ace reporter, I snooped around and found a poster of the well known pig featured on theSwine Song Commune's sign with the words Backstage at the Commune wrote on it. What this means I don't know!" Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as Plows investigation continues!