7/11/14

Purrdoo University Improves Historic Aunt Ella Hall

The PU Alumni Assoc. proudly announced they have raised the funds to fix up Aunt Ella Hall a little. Included in the "re-do" is a new window and security enhancements to the front door. They hope to get to fixin' the front-door overhang next year. It seems to be in OK-enough shape for now.













Elmer Plow (Alumni President) said, "We hope to add one new window each year to this well-loved and historic campus structure. Ongoing donations made be left for the PU Alumni Group in the box on the back stoop of Aunt Ella Hall. Just be careful you don't trip on the collapsed bottom step."

PU offers modern co-ed housing for students from all over Sweet Swine County.

7/4/14

Ronnie P. Discovers He Is Related To Ernest T.!



Sweet Swine County’s Poet Lariat, Ronnie P. Silage, recently discovered documents in a Swine Lake dumpster that traced the Silage family back to North Carolina! Ronnie reports he was surprised to learn he is a fifth cousin to Ernest T. Bass!


Readers will remember that Ernest T. Bass is an ignorant and obstreperous mountain man who often wreaks havoc on the quiet town of Mayberry, whose sheriff, Andy Taylor, along with his Deputy Barney Fife, diligently police. Hillbilly Bass, like his cousin Ronnie, often speaks in rhyme, although we must add that Bass’ wild, scruffy appearance is mostly at odds with his better-groomed Sweet Swine County cousin.

Ronnie told The Daily Boar, "This is the biggest thing to ever happen to me! I can't wait to tell Prairie Ann! I’m sure this will bump me up a level in her esteem for me!” Silage, Urban Katie's hired man, is well known throughout Sweet Swine County for having graduated from Purrdoo University (PU) where he studied poetry and a few other things. Recently, he was seen promoting his book, Poems I Wrote by Ronnie P. Silage, on “The Cocklebur Morning Show”—Sweet Swine County’s #1 morning talk show.


6/30/14

What's happening backstage at the Commune and who are these people?


















Sweet Swine Scoop has learned the backroom of the main stage at the Swine Song Commune has been cleaned up, a bite! Last week when Sweet Swine Scoop reporter Clarice Plow was covering the latest concert held at the commune she wandered backstage to find two commune citizens hanging out! Reporter Plow's report stated: "I was surprised to find the hippies, I mean commune citizens hanging out backstage at the Commune. They did agree to let me taking some pictures of them, but when I asked why they were there they told me they had to make a phone call and then left in a huff! Not deterred, I am a ace reporter, I snooped around and found a poster of the well known pig featured on theSwine Song Commune's sign with the words Backstage at the Commune wrote on it. What this means I don't know!" Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as Plows investigation continues!


5/24/14

On this "Kernel of Corn" from As the Corn Grows - Will Lonesome Ron and Cassadee Davis headline the Cob Days Music Festival?





Ron and Cassadee seen here leaving Pig in a Poke Record Studios announced today, yes they are in negotiations to headline the Cob Days Music Festival held in the town of Cornrow! A favorite in Sweet Swine County, this event has already signed Taylor Slow to be the warmup act and Barry Overwood will sing the national anthem at the opening ceremonies. Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as additional information is released about this event! 






5/23/14

On this "Kernel of Corn" from As the Corn Grows - Will a prenup change things between Cousin John and Miss Minnie?

Will Minnie stop thinking about prenup  long enough to starting planning her honeymoon. And will John get his head out of his magazine and figure out that Daniel's putting the moves on his woman?

5/22/14

Clem from Clem's Feed Store in the News!




Clem from Clem's Feed Store seems to be the talk of the county! Two KLUK TV talk shows covered stories about the Sweet Swine County business man! The Cocklebur Morning Show shared with their audience that Clem was making plans to put a movie theater in the back room of his feed store and on the Women of Sweet Swine County the ladies told their viewers that talk on the street was that Clem was engaged! Sweet Swine Scoop has yet to verify either of these stories, but will keep you informed as breaking news is released!


 

5/21/14

Ms. Judith Van Derswine shakes things up on The Women of Sweet Swine County

















 New permanent part time President of the Legion of  Decency, Ms. Judith Van Derswine makes her first appearance on The Women of Sweet Swine County. Co-host Paris told the Sweet Swine Scoop " I found Ms. Judith a bit scary and I spent most of my time during the interview making sure my skirt was at an appropriate length" 

4/16/14

New promo's for KLUK TV talk shows will not be aired in Sweet Swine County!





Sweet Swine Scoop has learned that none of the promo videos for the shows filmed in Sweet Swine County are going to be aired in our county! When asked about the shocking news KLUK TV owner Cousin John told the scoop: "We at KLUK TV have an agreement with OSP to air all our promo videos on all their television stations outside Sweet Swine County. This agreement does not include the 98 Sweet Swine County households that have cable TV. Therefore I made a agreement with my sidekick Earl Silo to stop at every home in Sweet Swine County and act out the promos! This will save us money, besides our citizens like the personal touch! Now get out of my office!" Do not fear Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as the reviews of Earl's performances come in!

4/11/14

Things get a bit strained when the Lefse Ladies appear on The Women of Sweet Swine County to promote their new reality show!

It's official the Lefse Ladies announce on this weeks episode of The Women of Sweet Swine County that  they will be doing a reality show called The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County!

4/9/14

Earl Silo from "Earl Steps Out" visits the The Picky Bros. in the town of Horse Fly!




Earl Silo who was on his way out of Sweet Swine County stopped into a store owned by his old friends The Picky Bros. Not and Nit Picky own the popular Sweet Swine County store in the town of Horse Fly called "We're Picky for You". Nit showed Earl some of the new arrivals to this one of a kind store! Earl told the Sweet Swine Scoop; "I love this place and I'm going to feature my old friends on the next segment of Earl Steps Out"





4/3/14

Is Swine Tails Publications good for Sweet Swine County?

Has the well know company located in the town of Cow Pie Ridge gone to far with their tell all books about our citizens? All you have to do is take a look at the books below to see Swine Tails Publications has turned the once popular publisher of county maps and plat books into a home for authors like Nosey Norma and Clarice Plow who only wish to shock our citizens! When Sweet Swine Scoop called the offices of Swine Tails Publications for comment, their answering machine said any questions should be directed to Lawyer Ed!

   

4/2/14

Will the Lefse Ladies get their own TV show?

videoSweet Swine Scoop has learned from a reliable source (Nosey Norma)  four housewives (seen in the video above) known as the Lefse Ladies have been in negotiations with Cousin John owner of KLUK TV. The ladies all from the northern township of SkogenBeck in Sweet Swine County are well known for their lefse! It is not known what a show staring the very Minnesotan ladies would entail, but it has been learned the working title is The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County. KLUK TV owner Cousin John told the scoop: "I heard the Lefse ladies singing at the Swine Swine County picnic last summer and approached them about the possibility of developing a show for them! Well they sent me some lefse every day for the next seven months! I love lefse, so they got my attention! I have to get back to work, so if you want to learn what we have planned, watch the next episode of The Women of Sweet Swine County, they will be on it, now stop bothering me!" Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as breaking news is released!

3/29/14

Meet the Citizens of Sweet Swine County!

With a population of 163 Sweet Swine County continues to grow, mostly because of the hippies moving into the commune!