11/18/14

Sweet Swine County Museum will not be located in Sweet Swine County!


Recently on a KLUK TV breaking news report Ronnie P Silage shared some of the things you will expect to find in the new Sweet Swine County Museum. But what Silage did not share was that the Sweet Swine County Museum won't be located in Sweet Swine County? Sweet Swine Scoop has learned the new museum will be located in the town of Fairmont MN. When asked about the shocking news SSC museum curator told the scoop: "Look everyone knows there's not one building in Sweet Swine County that has not been scheduled for demolition! So we had to select a location in a neighboring county!" 

11/16/14

Two new members of the Sweet Swine Chamber of Commerce!



The Sweet Swine County Chamber, formed initially in 1938, finally got its first member in 1976. The organization works to improve the overall business climate in Sweet Swine County. The chamber currently overseen by with seven bored members.



11/15/14

The Best of KLUK TV will feature guests from outside Sweet Swine County, what's up!



The first six talk show episodes selected to be included in the box set of The Best of KLUK TV have been announced and all feature guests from outside Sweet Swine County! When asked why these six outsiders will be spotlighted before Sweet Swine County citizens Cousin John owner of KLUK TV told the scoop: We at KLUK are all about reaching out to our neighboring counties and well, the stories coming from outside Sweet Swine County seem more real!

11/7/14

KLUK TV owner Cousin John overheard saying: "Contract, what contract?"


Sweet Swine Scoop has learned that when the first episode of The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County was aired last week, it came as a surprise to KLUK TV owner Cousin John! It appears a contract was never signed with the actresses, known as the Lefse Ladies! Now with the success of premier Cousin John is in a bite of a spot!




You can see the story unfold on the reality/soap opera As the Corn Grows, check it out!!

10/27/14

Photos from the first episode of The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County

Sweet Swine County citizens get their first look at the new kitchen on KLUK TV's The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County! When Sweet Swine Scoop asked KLUK TV owner Cousin John about the state of the art kitchen he shared with us, "As long as the ladies provide me Lefsa they can have what ever the want!"

Look for The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County coming to a TV near you next month!

9/28/14

Sweet Swine County Parade breaking all attendance records!

All of Sweet Swine County come out for what is said to be the biggest parade in their history!

9/23/14

Who will get the youth vote for Mayor of Split Hoof?



In the latest poll done by Sweet Swine Scoop it appears the youth of Sweet Swine County are undecided on who to vote for! Young Johnny O’Swine told the scoop: "I'm going to the Sweet Swine County parade to meet the candidates , I'm hoping they have some time to answer my concerns about the portion size in the cafeteria at Purrdoo University!" 

9/10/14

Senator Takeitall takes a wrong turn!

Will the fall out from Earl Silo's mayoral fundraiser ever end? Now Sweet Swine Scoop has learned when Senator Takeitall attended Earl's event she thought she was at her nephew 5th birthday party! Senator Takeitall told the scoop: "I was running a bit late so when I saw all the cars in front of a cabin on Swine Lake I assumed it was for my nephew birthday party! When a guy came up to me and thanked me for coming I thought he was a stalker! As far as endorsing Mr Silo for mayor of Split Hoof, why would I endorse a stalker?"

9/3/14

Sweet Swine citizens are asking "Who is that women with Ronnie P Silage?"


When Ronnie P crashed Earl Silo's mayoral fundraiser he was not alone! The women shown here never left Silage's side! Who is this women we don't know, but you can be sure Sweeet Swine Scoop is on the case!

8/31/14

Earl Silo makes video tapes available for his mayoral fundraiser.

Yes its true, Earl Silo has made available to the public video tapes from his mayoral fundraiser. Silo told the scoop: "I have been taping everything to do with my campaign because I think it could be historic and yes I need some funds!" Cost for this bit of Sweet Swine County history is $2.99 with 10% going directory to Silo's campaign! To date Silo has sold two videos, one to the scoop and the other to Ronnie P Silage! Silage who is running against Silo for mayor told the scoop: "Yes I know the money goes to Earl's campaign, but have you watched the video, I look good!"

8/24/14

The good citizens of Split Hoof attend Earl Silo gala mayoral fundraising event.















A fundraiser gala was held for Earl Silo, candidate for mayor of Split Hoof. Guests were shocked when his opponent Ronnie P Silage and one of his campaign staff members crashed the party!

8/14/14

Fairies have been sighted at the commune in Sweet Swine County!

 
Once again fairies have been seen in the Swine Song Commune. Again an unnamed photographer submitted photographs to Sweet Swine Scoop. This year the photos show the fairies were overtaken by pirates or should we say pirate/fairies! Sweet Swine Scoop is beginning to think these pictures are not showing real fairies or even real pirates but part of a stunt to draw attention to the commune! 

8/2/14

Is Judith Van Derswine second cousin to William F Buckley?


In a recent interview with Sweet Swine Scoop Judith Van Derswine shared that she learned from her uncle that she was a second cousin to William F Buckley.  It should does not come as much of a surprise Mrs Derswine and Mr Buckley are related! William F Buckley Jr. was an conservative author and commentator and Judith Van Derswine is the permanent part time President of the Legion of Decency, even their speaking voices are similar, you be the judge! 
   


7/31/14

Purrdoo University student Ben N Class becomes the latest KLUK TV reporter

 Ben N Class who is a junior at PU in Sweet Swine County and Oinka, Piga, Piga fraternity treasurer has agreed to do some reports outside Sweet Swine. Mr Class told Sweet Swine Scoop: Somehow this summer I ended up as an intern at KLUK TV, yes KLUK TV! I was assigned to follow KLUK TV owner Cousin John around with a pencil and post-it notes so I could write down his every thought! So surprise, surprise when he asked if I would do some reports outside of Sweet Swine County I jumped at the chance!" Look for Ben's reports coming soon!

7/11/14

Purrdoo University Improves Historic Aunt Ella Hall

The PU Alumni Assoc. proudly announced they have raised the funds to fix up Aunt Ella Hall a little. Included in the "re-do" is a new window and security enhancements to the front door. They hope to get to fixin' the front-door overhang next year. It seems to be in OK-enough shape for now.













Elmer Plow (Alumni President) said, "We hope to add one new window each year to this well-loved and historic campus structure. Ongoing donations made be left for the PU Alumni Group in the box on the back stoop of Aunt Ella Hall. Just be careful you don't trip on the collapsed bottom step."

PU offers modern co-ed housing for students from all over Sweet Swine County.

7/4/14

Ronnie P. Discovers He Is Related To Ernest T.!



Sweet Swine County’s Poet Lariat, Ronnie P. Silage, recently discovered documents in a Swine Lake dumpster that traced the Silage family back to North Carolina! Ronnie reports he was surprised to learn he is a fifth cousin to Ernest T. Bass!


Readers will remember that Ernest T. Bass is an ignorant and obstreperous mountain man who often wreaks havoc on the quiet town of Mayberry, whose sheriff, Andy Taylor, along with his Deputy Barney Fife, diligently police. Hillbilly Bass, like his cousin Ronnie, often speaks in rhyme, although we must add that Bass’ wild, scruffy appearance is mostly at odds with his better-groomed Sweet Swine County cousin.

Ronnie told The Daily Boar, "This is the biggest thing to ever happen to me! I can't wait to tell Prairie Ann! I’m sure this will bump me up a level in her esteem for me!” Silage, Urban Katie's hired man, is well known throughout Sweet Swine County for having graduated from Purrdoo University (PU) where he studied poetry and a few other things. Recently, he was seen promoting his book, Poems I Wrote by Ronnie P. Silage, on “The Cocklebur Morning Show”—Sweet Swine County’s #1 morning talk show.