The Towns of Sweet Swine County

2/7/10

Get Ready Sweet Swine here comes Split Hoof Tonight







KLUK TV announced they are adding a new show to their spring lineup. Split Hoof Tonight staring Cousin John with house band Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows. In each episode Cousin John and his sidekick Earl Silo share the biggest stories taking place throughout southern Minnesota.
Look for Split Hoof Tonight this February.

12/20/09

The Tron Guy is the guest on The Cocklebur Morning Show









Cocklebur Morning Show - On this week’s show our hosts interview the Tron Guy, Jay Maynard. Jay became a subject of Internet discussion forums when his costume, inspired by the movie TRON, spread across the net from postings on Slashdot[1] and Fark. He parlayed his notoriety into a series of appearances on the late-night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live in 2004. In 2006, Maynard appeared in a music video entitled "We Are the Web", for the website of the same name. The video advocates the concept of network neutrality.[2] In it, Maynard appears alongside several other internet celebrities, including Leslie Hall and Randy Constan. He was also parodied in the South Park episode "Canada on Strike". His likeness appeared alongside those of such other Internet celebrities as Gary Brolsma, Ghyslain Raza, Chris Crocker and Tay Zonday.

The Tron Guy on The Cocklebur Morning Show, click here!
To learn more about The Tron Guy, click here

12/6/09

Willow Brooks forms Sweet Swine Commune







































Willow Brooks while traveling through Sweet Swine County came across a ten-acre parcel of land, one mile north of Swine Lake. Willow told The Daily Boar Newspaper, "I have always dreamed about a place were musicians and artists could live and share their passion for the arts. Swine Song Commune is the answer to my dream and artists have already started to arrive. All artists are welcome to join us and together we will find out about each other! It's all very exciting!"

Willow presented her idea to start a commune in Sweet Swine County at the Annual Aunt Ella Picnic. The citizens were somewhat shocked at the idea, but said they would be neighborly!

Willow Brook first came to Sweet Swine County with the One Ring Circus Troup. Willow grew up in the circus with her mother (the bearded lady) and her father (the elephant trainer). After a unfortunate incident, Willow left the circus for the green pastures of Sweet Swine.

10/23/09

Author, Reporter Clarice Plow appears on The Women of Sweet Swine County


























Clarice Plow host of KLUK TV's Hidden Away, Not Forgotten was the guest on The Women of Sweet Swine County.Clarice shocked the studio audience when she announced the release of her "tell all" book that dishes the scoop about the hosts of The Women of Sweet Swine County!
Click here to see this exciting episode!

10/21/09

Medievalist Bart Saxton who is makes plans to form Medieval Swine (a pre-17th-century reenactment group) is the guest on The Cocklebur Morning Show












Bart Saxton who is a medievalist from Rutland Township in Martin County MN was the guest on The Cocklebur Morning Show. Bart who is dedicated to researching and re-creating the arts and skills of pre-17th-century Europe is making plans to form Medieval Swine! This group who dresses in clothing of the Middle Ages and Renaissance will hold events which feature tournaments, royal courts, feasts, dancing, various classes & workshops, and more.”

Medievalist Bart who lives in his parents basement told the Daily Boar Newspaper " After I talked Lonesome Ron into letting me spend the summer months in his basement, located in Swine Song Commune. I discovered if I stood on a box I could see out the window of my (summer basement) home and what I saw was the beautiful rolling hills of the Sweet Swine County and thought this would be a great spot to hold our reenactment events." When asked to comment about allowing Medieval Swine to hold their events at the Swine Song Commune founder Willow Brooks told the Daily Boar Newspaper "Everyone is welcome to become a citizen of our commune, we welcome people from every century!"

Click on the photo of Bart to see his appearance on the Cocklebur Morning Show

10/15/09

Singer/Songwriter Alan Morphew & Photographer Sarah Morphew plan to summer at "SWINE SONG COMMUNE"




























After hearing about what was happening at the SWINE SONG COMMUNE located one mile north of Swine Lake, Singer/Songwriter Alan Morphew & his wife, Photographer Sarah Morphew have decided to summer at the newly formed commune! Morphew told to Daily Boar Newspaper "Swine Song Commune is truly the place to be, a place were musicians and artists can live and share their passion for the arts.

Alan Morphew is a Modern Folk Rock singer / songwriter from Los Angeles. After years of studying voice he is an incredibly powerful vocalist, ranging from sweet falsettos to emotional power vocals. His songs are catchy and melodic with strong choruses and meaningful lyrics. Alan's music has been compared to Jeff Buckley, The Beatles, Rob Thomas, Bob Dylan and Cat Stevens.

Sarah Morphew is an experienced professional photographer. A Los Angeles native, she now lives in Estherville, Iowa with her husband Alan. Sarah is L.A.-trained, with over ten years' experience in digital photography, mainly in weddings, portraits and commercial photography. In Los Angeles Sarah worked for several studios, including L.A. Color Studio. There she worked for seven years as a photographer and office manager, specializing in high-end weddings and portrait photography.

Click on the photo of Alan & Sarah to see Alan on The Cockelbur Morning Show

9/28/09

Pig Alley Mystery Tour makes plans for city-wide tour through Sweet Swine County


The biggest difference between Pig Alley Mystery Tour and their competitors is attention to pigs. Since inception it has been their goal to provide local communities with not just the excitement that naturally comes when pigs arrive in town, but to provide a total entertainment venue focused on family and community. When you enter Pig Alley, you will be able to watch special programs including--The Running of the Pigs and a Pig Calling Contest! Visit the Baby Pig Petting Zoo and take part in a variety of pig games, all while you enjoy pork products, such as pork chops on a stick!

The town schedule for the Pig Alley Mystery Tour will be announced spring of 2010

9/18/09

The Tomato Queen appears on The Women of Sweet Swine County


























The president of the Sweet Swine Garden Club, Ingrid Hallstrom known as "The Tomato Queen" appears on The Women of Sweet Swine County. Ingrid shared with Prairie Ann and guest host Cassadee how she grew up on a Tomato Plantation in Sweden, and fell in love with the tomato. She also shared with the ladies her future plans which include opening a tomato stand and writing a tell all tomato recipe book. Below Ingrid's favorite tomato recipe!
Tomato Salad
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
5 tomatoes, diced
1 onion, chopped
1 cucumber, sliced
1 green bell pepper, chopped
1/2 cup chopped fresh basil
1/2 cup chopped parsley
2 tablespoons crushed garlic
salt and pepper to taste
2 tablespoons white wine vinegar
DIRECTIONS
In a large bowl, combine the tomato, onion, cucumber, bell pepper, basil, parsley, garlic and vinegar. Toss and add salt and pepper to taste. Chill and serve.

Click on Ingrid's photo to see her appearance on The Women of Sweet Swine County

9/16/09

Jim & Veronica Austerman from Sandcastle Music make plans to open a Surf Shop on Swine Lake


It was announced today that a couple, Veronica & Jim Austerman from Kimball Township, MN will be opening a Surf Shop on the south shore of Swine Lake. Jim, a piano, accordion, and keyboard musician, originally from Southern California, said in an interview with the Daily Boar Newspaper "Ever since my wife brought me here to Sweet Swine County, I’ve always wanted to open a Surf Shop here on Swine Lake.” Jim recalls, “To be cool in SoCal, (The hip name for Southern California) meant you had to listen to the Beach Boys, Dick Dale & the Deltones, and be a surfer dude to impress the chicks when we were teenagers. So, a couple of friends and I bought some righteous looking surf boards, put em’ on top of our car, tuned-in to radio station KRLA that always played the most popular surfing music, and went cruising around the Huntington and Seal Beach areas every weekend.” “How did that work out for you guys?” our Daily Boar Newspaper interviewer inquired. “Truthfully,” Jim laughs, “Not that good once the beach bunnies found out that we were just surfer dude wannabes too afraid to get in the water with those huge Pacific Ocean waves... However, now that I’ve seen the much smaller waves that the boats make here on Swine Lake, I figured they were more in my comfort level, so I decided that this would be a perfect place for Surfing!” Jim said The Surf Shop will have limited hours, because he and Veronica travel extensively performing and promoting his CDs.
Jim has been a piano and accordion player since he was five years old. He was raised by his grandparents Harvey & Ruth Headley of Dyess, Arkansas, the birthplace of Johnny Cash. Jim’s great grandfather and Johnny Cash’s grandfather had a blacksmith’s shop in Dyess. Jim recalls that he never did get the opportunity to personally meet Johnny Cash, but he did develop his love for guitar music from listening to Johnny Cash records.

Jim learned many of his accordion techniques from the world famous accordion player Myron Floren of the Lawrence Welk Show. Jim says that his most treasured piece of musical history is his personally signed photograph of Mr. Floren that he keeps in his music room. Jim also took accordion lessons for many years from the very accomplished accordion player Larry Malmberg of Richfield, MN. Larry was the original accordionist for the very popular polka band leader Whoopie John.
To read the rest of Jim & Veronica's story click here!
(Coming Soon) Click on the photo of the Surf Shop to see Veronica & Jim on The Cocklebur Morning Show

8/21/09

Betty Thompson threatens to break contract with KLUK






Betty Thompson who has yet to appear on her show Cooking it up with Betty, met with Bryan "Hollywood" Peterson to discuss doing a show in Switzerland. Mr. Hollywood a high powered agent from Gstaad Switzerland told the Daily Boar: "I feel Miss. Thompson would be perfect for a show I am developing called Utterly Switzerland. Betty would be co staring with international star Mr. Swis Alps. Betty and Swis would be demonstrating everything from playing the alphorn to milking a cow, Utterly Switzerland is sure to be a hit! Cousin John KLUK TV producer was quoted as saying: "Betty Thompson has a contract with us for Cooking it up with Betty and she better be on the set by Monday!"


Look for Cooking it up with Betty this fall on The Cocklebur Morning Show