State-of-the-Art Beauty Salon opens at KLUK TV Studios

Harriet's Pretty, Cut & Dry Salon has relocated to KLUK TV Studios next to The Women of Sweet Swine County set. KLUK TV owner JR Olson told Sweet Swine Scoop" I was tired of hearing the hosts of The Women of Sweet Swine County complaining they had no one to do hair and makeup! So I asked my cousin Harriet to move her shop into our studio!" Olson's third cousin Harriet Olson is well known throughout Sweet Swine County for her state-of-the Art salon that was located in the town of Horse Fly! Miss Olson told Sweet Swine Scoop " I am excited about my move, I will be making the entire salon available for the hosts and guests of The Women of Sweet Swine County for fifteen munites before ever show!"

Cassadee Davis & Prairie Ann becomes the latest Sweet Swine County citizens to join the ever growing number of authors published by Swine Tails Publications

Sweet Swine County’s Institute of Hire Learnin' Adds Additional Classroom Trailer on Campus

Sweet Swine County’s Institute of Hire Learnin', Purrdoo University, has added an additional classroom trailer on campus to accommodate the ever-growing need for space by the load of students wantin' to learn somethin'. Now there will be three classroom trailers accommodating nine students in each. Two Purrdoo University-trained professors regularly hold classes one day a week to prepare students of Sweet Swine County for the best jobs around. PU is proud to welcome visiting Professor, Ronnie P. Silage, as an adjunct instructor of poetry. Other alumni and sometime visiting teachers include Safety Expert, Elmer Plow; "Cookin' It Up With Betty" host, oenologist and food specialist beyond the beyond, Betty Thompson; Entrepreneur and Sweet Swine County’s most successful businessman, Cousin John; and local attorney, Lawyer Ed. Phew! Students, consider yourselves lucky to be the recipients of all this local educational talent!

Ronnie P Silage writes two books of poetry, really!

Swine Tails Publications announced today the release of two poetry books by Ronnie P Silage! Silage told Sweet Swine Scoop "I wasn't planning to write a book, but the public outcry was deafening! So I decided to make my fans dreams come true by writing two books!"

"Professional Mourners" Available for Hire!

One of Sweet Swine County's best known clubs--The Professional Mourners--is now available to hire out for your sad events!

Yes, Sweet Swine Scoop has learned this popular club is now enhancing the sadness at special events throughout the county including anniversary parties, lodge meetings, bachelorette parties, and retirement parties--literally wherever a tear could be shed in a special moment when tears are so needed. Club president, Ima Tearson told Sweet Swine Scoop, "Event planners may book all 19 members of The Professional Mourners for large, sad events, or just book the famed Wailing Sisters (pictured here) for smaller functions. Whatever your mourning needs, The Professional Mourners are guaranteed to make a sad moment the saddest ever!"

Lonesome Ron King of the Valley Yodelers performs on Split Hoof Tonight

Elmer Plow, former farm safety expert has authored his first book!

Swine Tails Publications announced the release of a new book written by Elmer Plow. Plow was the farm safety expert for the county of Sweet Swine for many years and later became head of security for KLUK TV owner Cousin John!  But according to Nosey Norma at Edies Cafe Plow has gone through some kind of transformation after the shooting of Cousin John Olson (JR). When contacted for comment Plow told The Scoop; "You want to know why I wrote the book, go to the library and read it! No, go to the book store and buy it, then read it!

Talk on the street is Plow will be making the talk show circuit promoting his new book!

Nosey Norma learns KLUK TV may be making plans for a new talk show called "Between Two Hams"

Sweet Swine Scoop has learned that KLUK TV is making plans for a new talk show!  A reliable source (Nosey Norma) told the scoop she heard Lawyer Ed tell Clem Johnson while having breakfast at Edies that his big city cousin was meeting with KLUK TV owner Cousin John about a talk show to be called Between Two Hams! Norma went on to say "I tried to hang out around their booth to hear more, but they changed the subject when I got close! I will let you know when I learn more!"

Sweet Swine Scoop  acquired this photo of Lawyer Ed's cousin (name unknown) from Ed's facebook page! 

KLUK TV owner Cousin John reveals who will be the new hosts for the Cocklebur Morning Show!

KLUK TV owner Cousin John announced that the Cocklebur Morning Show's summer fill in hosts Cassadee Davis and Sergio Ferleone would become the permanent hosts of Sweet Swine County's number one morning show! Cousin John made the surprise announcement while appearing on the latest episode that will be aired next month!

Sweet Swine Scoop has acquired the first photos taken of the new hosts!

"Tuesday Afternoon" host Charles Cornralt shares with us Our Story Productions plan to distribute all the TV shows filmed in Sweet Swine County throughout the Midwest!

KLUK TV reporter Prairie Ann joins Betty on Cooking it up with Betty

"Tuesday Afternoon" host Charles Cornralt takes a closer look at Sweet Swine County citizen Ronnie P Silage

Is Swine Tails Publications good for Sweet Swine County?

Has the well know company located in the town of Cow Pie Ridge gone to far with their tell all books about our citizens? All you have to do is take a look at the books below to see Swine Tails Publications has turned the once popular publisher of county maps and plat books into a home for authors like Nosey Norma and Clarice Plow who only wish to shock our citizens! When Sweet Swine Scoop called the offices of Swine Tails Publications for comment, their answering machine said any questions should be directed to Lawyer Ed!

Ronnie P Silage to host new game show!

KLUK TV announced next month they will premiere a new game show, Wheel of Travel! Hosted by "As the Corn Grows" star Ronnie P Silage this will be the second show Silage has hosted! You may remember The Ronnie Stinger show that was canceled after one episode because of the number of lawsuites that were filed!    

"Tuesday Afternoon" host Charles Cornralt takes a closer look at Sweet Swine County matriarch, Mrs. Swanson

There’s a New Plow in Town

Sweet Swine Scoop has learned a rumor has been circulating through Sweet Swine County that Elmer Plow is making plans to open a business in the town of Horse Fly called “Plowing Through Life / Clinic”.

Elmer who recently completed a three week course at Purdoo University called “You can be a Life Coach” told Sweet Swine Scoop “I realized my safe style of living has not served me very well and that I needed to toughen up. Now life is good, I live on the edge and take no guff from anyone, there’s a new Plow in town! My transformation led me to think if I can do it, others can to. So yes its true I'm thinking of opening a clinic to help citizens of Sweet Swine County to toughen up, if I open a clinic and I mean if, I well be seeing Sweet Swine citizens in my office, as well as making emergency house calls! Yes I will let you know if I decide to open, when I’m good and ready!”   

BREAKING NEWS: Sweet Swine Scoop has been informed by a reliable source (Nosey Norma) Elmer has already received funding for his clinic from Cousin John as hush money for something Elmer has uncovered about Cousin John. Sweet Swine Scoop believes this to be true because Elmer has been handing out business cards all over the county! 

Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you posted as this story develops!