4/16/14

New promo's for KLUK TV talk shows will not be aired in Sweet Swine County!





Sweet Swine Scoop has learned that none of the promo videos for the shows filmed in Sweet Swine County are going to be aired in our county! When asked about the shocking news KLUK TV owner Cousin John told the scoop: "We at KLUK TV have an agreement with OSP to air all our promo videos on all their television stations outside Sweet Swine County. This agreement does not include the 98 Sweet Swine County households that have cable TV. Therefore I made a agreement with my sidekick Earl Silo to stop at every home in Sweet Swine County and act out the promos! This will save us money, besides our citizens like the personal touch! Now get out of my office!" Do not fear Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as the reviews of Earl's performances come in!

4/11/14

Things get a bit strained when the Lefse Ladies appear on The Women of Sweet Swine County to promote their new reality show!

It's official the Lefse Ladies announce on this weeks episode of The Women of Sweet Swine County that  they will be doing a reality show called The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County!

4/9/14

Earl Silo from "Earl Steps Out" visits the The Picky Bros. in the town of Horse Fly!




Earl Silo who was on his way out of Sweet Swine County stopped into a store owned by his old friends The Picky Bros. Not and Nit Picky own the popular Sweet Swine County store in the town of Horse Fly called "We're Picky for You". Nit showed Earl some of the new arrivals to this one of a kind store! Earl told the Sweet Swine Scoop; "I love this place and I'm going to feature my old friends on the next segment of Earl Steps Out"





4/3/14

Is Swine Tails Publications good for Sweet Swine County?

Has the well know company located in the town of Cow Pie Ridge gone to far with their tell all books about our citizens? All you have to do is take a look at the books below to see Swine Tails Publications has turned the once popular publisher of county maps and plat books into a home for authors like Nosey Norma and Clarice Plow who only wish to shock our citizens! When Sweet Swine Scoop called the offices of Swine Tails Publications for comment, their answering machine said any questions should be directed to Lawyer Ed!

   

4/2/14

Will the Lefse Ladies get their own TV show?

videoSweet Swine Scoop has learned from a reliable source (Nosey Norma)  four housewives (seen in the video above) known as the Lefse Ladies have been in negotiations with Cousin John owner of KLUK TV. The ladies all from the northern township of SkogenBeck in Sweet Swine County are well known for their lefse! It is not known what a show staring the very Minnesotan ladies would entail, but it has been learned the working title is The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County. KLUK TV owner Cousin John told the scoop: "I heard the Lefse ladies singing at the Swine Swine County picnic last summer and approached them about the possibility of developing a show for them! Well they sent me some lefse every day for the next seven months! I love lefse, so they got my attention! I have to get back to work, so if you want to learn what we have planned, watch the next episode of The Women of Sweet Swine County, they will be on it, now stop bothering me!" Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed as breaking news is released!

3/29/14

Meet the Citizens of Sweet Swine County!

With a population of 163 Sweet Swine County continues to grow, mostly because of the hippies moving into the commune!

3/23/14

A Leftover, Lola Leftover, Curator of the Sweet Swine Museum on The Women of Sweet Swine County!

In this episode the ladies talk to the longest running Curator of the Sweet Swine Museum Lola Leftover. Lola who has been the Curator for seven long months shares her unique perspective on why the museum has become a popular destination for tourists!

3/22/14

Part-Time Sales Clerk Causes "Lady GaGa Frenzy" at Local Store!

Sweet Swine County residents have been asking themselves, "Is it true? Did I see Lady GaGa at the Giddy-Up Boutique?"

This latest scuttlebutt was dashed when Giddy-Up Boutique co-owner, Praire Ann, admitted on the hit show The Women of Sweet Swine County that it was all a big mistake! People are too quick to gossip here in Sweet Swine County!"

Prairie Ann continued, "Our part-time sales clerk was trying on some clothes, and when she came out of the dressing room, I just said, 'Well, Lady GaGa, look at YOU!' As it turns out, Nosey Norma the Waitress from Edie's Cafe happened to be in the shop and overheard me. It didn't take but a New York minute before the entire county thought international recording sensation, Lady GaGa, was in town! Don't blame ME for the mix-up!"

However, Sweet Swine citizen, Ronnie P. Silage, was too slow on the uptake, and had already dashed into town to have his picture taken with what he thought was the famous star. Silage told The Daily Boar, "I got right into town to have my picture taken with her! Now I find out it was all a scam--she wasn't REALLY Lady GaGa! And here I had an expensive life-sized poster made up of the two of us from the picture I'd taken with her! I think the Giddy-Up owners should pay for this!"

Prairie Ann concluded, "The moral of story: Nosey Norma isn't named that for nothin'!"

3/21/14

Mega Star, International Recoding Artist, Entrepreneur, and Humanitarian Garrett Dawson appears on Split Hoof Tonight


Hold on to your seats ladies and gentlemen its true Mega Star, International Recoding Artist, Entrepreneur, and Humanitarian Garrett Dawson appeared on Split Hoof Tonight. Dawson is the most successful star to appear on the #1 late night show in Sweet Swine County. Dawson wowed the audience with songs from his new CD called "Dawson sings Morphew"  This CD pays tribute to the talents of Alan Morphew. To learn more about Alan Morphew check out Morphew Studios website

3/15/14

Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows Band speak out!


 The first and only band for the popular late night show Split Hoof Tonight has gone public with their story! Band leader Billy Gates told Sweet Swine Scoop; "We felt it was the right time to tell our story, in the early days we saw the world as a beautiful place full of possibilities, but John Robert Olson changed all that! Because we were scene on televisions throughout Sweet Swine County! We were offered many, many gigs, some of which paid!" Sweet Swine Scoop has learned the popular band had a contract with Cousin John that stated all the music for his show Split Hoof Tonight would only be provided by Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows Band! When Cousin John made the decision to relocate his show to his cabin on Swine Lake the once popular band discovered they were not part of the move! When the scoop asked Cousin John about the bands and their contract he told us; "Oh yes the contract did say all the music for my show Split Hoof Tonight would only be by Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows Band, it did not say it would be live. We have a varity of tapes of their band that we play on every show!" Sweet Swine Scoop has learned the band is available for children's birthday parties throughout Sweet Swine County!  

3/8/14

Another Leftover becomes a reporter for KLUK TV's Cooking it up with Betty



Lola Leftover, curator of the Sweet Swine County Museum in the town of Horse Fly announced today she will become the third reporter, second Leftover to join the Cooking it up with Betty/Whats Cooking team. Lola's brother Lenny Leftover who has long been a reporter for Cooking it up with Betty show told Sweet Swine Scoop: " My sister just couldn't stand me being the only Leftover on TV." When asked about how she would be able to be the curator of the Sweet Swine County museum and a reporter for KLUK TV Lola told the scoop: "I am no average Leftover, I have mastered the art of multitasking!" KLUK TV owner Cousin John told the scoop: "Well after Lola appeared on The Women of Sweet Swine County show to talk about the museum, she called for a job! Even though the show has not aired yet she felt the public wanted to see more of her! So I have reluctantly hired her!" Cooking it up with Betty host Betty Thompson told the scoop: "Great just what I need another Leftover!" 

Leftover is a proud family name, long associated with the founders of Sweet Swine County! In 1972 the family opened a 8 track repair business on main street in Horse Fly!

3/2/14

Sweet Swine County’s Institute of Hire Learnin' Adds Additional Classroom Trailer on Campus

Sweet Swine County’s Institute of Hire Learnin', Purrdoo University, has added an additional classroom trailer on campus to accommodate the ever-growing need for space by the load of students wantin' to learn somethin'. Now there will be three classroom trailers accommodating nine students in each. Two Purrdoo University-trained professors regularly hold classes one day a week to prepare students of Sweet Swine County for the best jobs around. PU is proud to welcome visiting Professor, Ronnie P. Silage, as an adjunct instructor of poetry. Other alumni and sometime visiting teachers include Safety Expert, Elmer Plow; "Cookin' It Up With Betty" host, oenologist and food specialist beyond the beyond, Betty Thompson; Entrepreneur and Sweet Swine County’s most successful businessman, Cousin John; and local attorney, Lawyer Ed. Phew! Students, consider yourselves lucky to be the recipients of all this local educational talent!

2/27/14

Sweet Swine Scoop has learned why "Cooking it up with Betty" guests are only from Sweet Swine County?

Sweet Swine Scoop has been made aware that all the guests that have appeared on the popular KLUK TV cooking show are from Sweet Swine County.When asked why? Host Betty Thompson told the scoop: "Our Executive Producer, Cousin John insists on knowing all our guest personally, of course he doesn't know anyone outside Sweet Swine County, so there you have it!"





12/27/13

Garrett Dawson takes over leadership of Swine Song Commune!

Talk on the street is that Megastar Garrett Dawson (seen here with his main squeeze Daisy May) will be taking over leadership of Swine Song Commune. The once hip commune has fallen into senior citizen hell because founder Willow Brooks refused to allow any musical artists that did not perform at Woodstock to perform at the commune. Mr Dawson told the scoop: "You are going to see many changes to the commune, especially the musical acts that will be appearing!"

Sweet Swine Scoop has learned Mr Dawson has also been in negotiations to host a music show called Backstage at Swine Song Commune were he interviews musical artists after they perform at the Commune. Mr Dawson told the scoop; "I would love to partner up with KLUK TV to host a music show from the commune, but I have a deluxe mobile home to pay for, so the offer will have to be pretty lucrative " When the scoop contacted Willow Brooks for a comment on being replaced she said "Wow man, the 60's rule!